That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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