Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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