talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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