He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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