at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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