your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
His nipple licking is glorious
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