this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Watching her eat just hurts me
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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