that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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