Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
NoShamevember. You game?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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