He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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Keeping you buzzed so you don't realize he's a douche bag
Only if you let him cum in your mouth first!
Hardly worth marrying for.
Kinda helps with the aftertaste!
It wasn't wine, it was motor oil.
Low bar to set for marriage. Now if it was wine he made maybe. I love Spam and Eggs, but waking up to it isn't grounds for marriage.
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