We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize