Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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