Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
How naked do you want me to be?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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