Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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