So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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