I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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