I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
