Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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