this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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