My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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