Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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