Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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