I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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