Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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