I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Dick very happy bro
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Randomize
