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(845): View more from New York

think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes

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(713): View more from Texas

i cant believe jose lima did steroids

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apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball

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(703): View more from Virginia

threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.

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(802): View more from Vermont

she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.

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(330): View more from Ohio

that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy

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