i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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