Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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