Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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