sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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