We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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