kristin has been a bad kristin
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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