I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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