Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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