Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
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her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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