Got a toothbrush?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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