plz talk dirty to me
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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