Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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