oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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