i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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