My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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