I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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