Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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