I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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