In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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