Whod you bang
Your dad touched me again.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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