found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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