I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Found your dick twin last night
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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