And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize