I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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