I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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