Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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