if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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