the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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