You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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