'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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