you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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