did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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