whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I had to cum in my sink.
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