I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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