It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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