We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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