so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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