I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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