I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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