One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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